People who double-park

There's a thing that happens all the time and really pisses me off, double-parking. It's when someone parks in front of a car so that the owner of other car can't get his car out if he or she wanted to. It annoys me. Annoys me a LOT. I see it when selfish twats can't just park in a normal parking space and must have the nearest space, even if it means parking in front of your car in the middle of the road. Tossers! It used to happen to me when I was still living in South Norwood, some idiot would park in front of my car, even though there were blatantly plenty of other spaces around. I wanted to go out there and smash their car to within an inch of it's pitiful life. How STOOOPID can you get? Clearly parking in front of someone's car is going to stop them from moving their car. Next time someone does that to my car, I'm gonna go out there and bash their car in!