People who get in my way in London

Dunno about you but a pet hate I have in London is people who get in my way. I hate the slow idiots who hog the whole pavement and just stand there while there are clearly people behind them trying to get past. Oxford Street is the best example of this, where it's almost impossible to walk in a straight line for more than a few feet without having to change your course cos of some fucker in front of you who can't walk properly, like some schizophrenic idiot with a problem. Next time someone gets in my way, I'm gonna say "MOOOOOVE OUT OF MY WAY, YOU TWAT!"

Morrisons is crap!

When it comes to supermarkets, Morrisons is complete crap. Northerners may not agree, but the facts are that Tesco, Sainsbury's, hell, even tossing ASDA are better supermarkets than it. More choice, nicer stores and frankly better logo. Lets face it, where in Morrisons can you go in and get a wide range of goods? Cheap you say? Well, you get what you paid for. I'd rather go and get different things everytime than get the same old rubbish that Morrisons stocks. It was a sad day for the supermarket industry when Safeway was bought up by Morrisons. Now, like some festering fungus, infecting the once-proud store, Morrisons goods have been turning up in the stores like an enveloping plague. The bags in Safeway have already changed to nasty yellow-and-black Morrisons bags. I wouldn't use it to put my rubbish in! Now Safeway looks like some inbred half-cousin you were never told about by your parents. Forget Morrisons, you know Tesco is the best! So K.D. Morrison, W.M.Morrison, W.C.whateveryournameis, you can take your northern supermarket back up North and shove it up where the sun don't shine! We down south like REAL supermarkets!

Raising transport prices in London AGAIN?!?!

That Ken Livinstone has a lot to answer for! OK, he brought in nice buses, but he's going to raise ticket prices... again! What an idiot, he can't even get his sums right for the Congestion Charge so he's punishing us Londonders who work in the capital by hiking prices. Well, I was already getting a weekly train ticket, as opposed to a Travelcard, as a temporary measure to save me £50 a month, now it's going to be permanent cos I'm not giving him one more penny of my hard-earned cash!