The French frogs lost, haha!

Ah, justice at last! The French frogs lost to Greece of all teams. France are well overhyped. What have they done recently? Couldn't even get out of the groups in the 2002 FIFA World Cup (England did) and lost to Greece yesterday (didn't even score, at least England scored an impressive amount of goals in the four games they played). You French lot who think you're better than England, you have to remember who saved you from the Germans!

Striking wankers in transport

Wot a load of tosspots, the fuckers who supposedly "run" our transport in London decide that they aren't getting enough money and they're gonna strike. All at once. Wankers. Why don't they fucking concentrate on actually making the fucking trains run on time and maybe they might deserve a pay rise. They get twice what I'm on and for just sitting on their fat arses on a train that's on rails (so they don't have to steer). All tossers, the lot of them!

Portugal v England... you know the very predictable result...

I'm well upset. England lose yet again. It's not that they lost, but the manner of them losing that really pisses me off. Hasn't Sven learnt anything at all? England can't defend for most of the game like they did. They aren't the Italians. The Italians defend using the Pressing tactic, which means 4 or 5 players close down anyone with the ball. England just sat back and invited the players to come at them. They did it against Brazil in the 2002 FIFA World Cup and against France in the 1st group game of Euro 2004. We can't do it Sven! Use your big head! England should be taking it to them!

But in any case, most of our squad is shite, Beckham was doing bollocks, maybe the whole Rebecca Loos is getting to him cos he's been shite all season. Gerrard hasn't got his head screwed on and even Owen is a shadow of his former Argentina-beating self.

But the worst thing about the game has to be the fucking shit referee. Whatshisface, Uresomething? Ureshit you mean! Which fucking idiot had a Swiss ref the game involving England? Doh! The ref was incredibly biased against England. Bloke climbs over Ashley Cole. Guess who gets the free kick. Not Ashley. And Sol scores the winner. Completely legit as well, but fuck the ref, he disallows it for a "phantom arm". He's a tosser!

Smoothy's Rant!

Ah ha! The new Smoothy's Rant is here. The old one is still up but I will be using this one from now on. Check here every few days or so and you'll see ranting on various topics. You can comment on each rant too. Laters!